i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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