My cat gives me a boner
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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