so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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