PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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