C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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