I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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