I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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