Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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