North Korea, Best Korea!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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