what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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