"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
