Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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