I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
