You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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