She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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