oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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