he shaved USA in his pubs
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
we're making bets on your personal life
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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