Heybabeimwearingurpanties
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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