On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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