batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I will pee on everything he values.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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