I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
