Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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