Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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