we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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