i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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