I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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