Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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