So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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