Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You're like the curious george of whores
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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