i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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