I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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