? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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