Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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