It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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