Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I deserve this hangover.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i out mim tonsoeep
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