if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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