They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
