I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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