so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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