what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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