I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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