D3 body, D1 cock
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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