I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
oh god the rape fog is back!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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