do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I need to align my fucking chakras
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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