After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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