The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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