I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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