weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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