1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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