Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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