I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
